Sunday, January 18, 2009

Yeps my blog is slowly rotting away T.T... Lolz... Anyway since I find today abit special I shall post bout it.

So rewind to last night... watching Chelsea VS Stoke... wahs... see til damn bui song... Stoke lyk drive one TAN LICHOO park in front their goal post. FUCK. Zam ball inside kena block by somebody. Cross one ball inside kena head away... Damn cheebye... summore they counter attack score... WTF...

So it was lyk Stoke 1 Chelsea 0 left last 2 mins. Super buisong... wan go slp liaos... Then...

BELETTI!!!!!!!!!!! Whoots score... 88th mins...

3mins later in injury time...

LAMPARD!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS...

Wahs I tell you if in daytime I wud have shout lyk siao... Lolz... in de end bo bian... can onli hyper on msn Xd lolz...

Told you LAMPARD Rawks... FAvE Player =]

Neway... today went but new phone... I lost my old one. T.T stupid... I noe... I think I nid wear those bands... lyk primary school de... hang around my neck... then confirm wun lose liao.

I lyk lost... my wallet THRICE and my phone in 3 months. Heng wallet 3times all find... =x

Neway went look at phones. Sians now all de phone all lyk touchscreen... zzz. Then i wan get 5mp de de onli non touchscreen was de SE902 but then its JOel's phone... then i dun wan copycat... =x

Anyone i dun understand de thing wif touchscreen... damn hard to use... then wat if screen sensor spoil? Whole phone spoil ah? =p

Anyway in de end got de SE705n still a nice phone lah. Juz wished was 5MP. But the guy say 3.2 vs 5mp nt much diff unless u lyk print it out... Heh hope its true...

RAWR JOEL WHY YOU BUY THAT PHONE!!! GRR...

Kkx end of post =] For those who interested... I finally made facebook... after dunno how long. Xd lolz...


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Monday, January 12, 2009

Guess wat? Today's my blawg 1 month anniversary!!! =] Lolz... kinda surprise it lasted this long.

Anyway... let's see how much longer it will last. Hopefully much longer Xd

So Saturday... had CIP... wahs de Sec Ones all super slack and kinda unsociable. Heh... tot can let them do everything... then we juz order them around. In the end turn out we do all de stuff... From knocking on doors... to asking de residents... carrying de stuff and waiting from 2 hours plus for the lorry to come >.<

Bleahs... neway... after tt went active kik soccer wif Irwin Chris Joel and others.

Sunday went to Joel jia do homework wif Zong and TS... Wahs damn proud of myself =] Managed to finish de Physics Static wksheet =] Gt de manzu gan. ^^

Today... Olvls release results day. Wahs all de sec4 HCL pple damn scared when waiting go Audi collect results. Heh... turn out lyk 83 plus % of us get distinction. =] Lowest 1 guy kena B4. Ouch... I think highest in our school history =]

For our class rite... I think 2nd best distinction rate. Erms 93%... 2 pple nver get... Wahs I tell you i super nervous before get result... damn scared I was one of the two.

Turn out... I gt A1 =] YAY Distinction for oral also ^^ THANKS 蔡老师!!! Whoots. Damn sad you kena send go other school T.T

Oh yahs... 4-3 which also tot by him... gt lyk 100% Distinction... Tells you how zai he is rite... =]

CHELSEA lost 3-0 to ManU.... Bleahs... I think I lost count of de number of people who suaned me... 10 plus?

>.< AHHHHHH CHELSEA WAKE UP YOUR IDEAS LEIS!!!!


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Friday, January 09, 2009

Sry past few days kinda busy so no post. >.<

Heh do you noe how fucking busy Sec4 life is? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bui Tahan!!!

Homework one big pile EVERYDAY... and its like de first week of sch nias... Gosh... Summore nearly everyday got extra remedials.

Mon - After Sch Eng
Wed - After Sch Physics
Thurs - Before Sch Eng... After Sch Maths
Fri - Before Sch Eng... After Sch Geog
Sat - Nt sure if got Chinese

Bloody fuck... >.< Sec 4 sucks... Wahs sia imagine lyk wat would happen after Prelim1... Even more remedials.... Damn...

Oh yahs summore Mon, Wed and Fri all got Tennis CCA after sch... Wat de hell...

Heh... at least there's AirCon in de classroom... scant consolation >.<

Bleahs... tmr gt CIP summore lead Sec1 go newspaper collection... nvm lah confirm damn slack... ask them do all de saigang =] we juz sit there slack.

Oh yahs... lost my wallet again... thats lyk de 3rd tym in 2 months? New Record =] Hahaz... lucky sum kind soul returned it to me... if not right... I confirm kena screwed up-down-left-right-center =]

Oh yah 1 more thing... SEC 4 SUX =]


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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Sry past few days nvr post >.< Kinda busy

I can officially say that my body clock is screwed up. Up down left right and center. Man... How I wish it was de hols... when can wake up lyk whenever I wan... and slp lyk 3 plus in de am without feeling slpy de next damn day. >.<

Oh yah as for teachers for this year. I am lyk onli damn bui song abt Eng... Pearl Tham.... >.< Ewww... Anyway eng still muz get A1... I dun fucking care who de teacher is...

Anyway... first few days of sch sux... reasons? Actually there's onli 1... my damn hair gt cut til damn ugly... by who else? But me...

Kkz see ah I shall repeat this damn tale for de umpteen time...

So Monday was haircheck right. Then on Sunday I cut til quite short liao. As in... in my standard is quite short. Anyway my sis also said short...

Then when I gt to sch... guess wat everybody said...

"Walau your hair so long... fail one lah."
"Eh Shawn... if your hair pass right I give you 5 bucks wan?"

WTF!!! I cut my hair til damn short leis... and still everybody say long... >.< Not even 1 person say I will pass leis... Sobx... hahaz...

Anyway so we were lyk waiting for de teachers to come our class... then I was busy making my hair til nvr touch eyebrows... then we were lyk guessing who will check our hair lahs... Hua or Teo... then predicting which one more lenient...

And then... dunno lah maybe I damn suay yesdae... kena both togther... SI Liaoz lahs... True enuff... this was wat happened...

MrTeo and MaryHua stare at me...
I stare back at them shaking nervously...

Then my HP dropped =.- Sry ah damn random =]

Anyway... Teo "Cannot lah Shawn like that how pass" Then he give me tt kaopei look.

Me "Gt wat tt day you ask me cut... I yesdae go cut wat." Then I give him tt pathetic look.

Fuck... then he started pulling my fringe down. "Touch eyebrow" Look at sideburn. "Side Long" Then went behind and started pulling my tail. " (As in really pull til my whole head kena go backward) "Call this pass ah"

WAT DE FUCK... my fringe barely cross eyebrows... practically no sideburns and my tail nvr touch my collar... FUCKING HELL... Anyway he ask me go de barber in de classrm cut.

But wth no way am I going to let a barber screw my hair with slopes and stuff... If going screw my hair... I rather screw it myself. Xd Lolz... so wif Dennis (who also failed) went borrow scissors from an auntie secretly go toilet cut ourselves.

Fuck lah walau I almost lyk wanna cry when I cut my own fringe >.< ... Now lyk 1 straight line... Damn... then my tail ask Cheok help me cut shorter... T.T aahhhss screwing up my hair ... GRRRRRR.....

So after 5 mins of screwing up my hair... wanted go bac classroom when guess who was walking towards us as we exit de toilet... Yea... JulienTeo... Bloody Fuck... told you I damn suay yesdae.

So I was lyk damn scared he find out tt we nvr go de barber cut. So act guai... ask him. "MrTeo short enuff mahs?" Then he ask if we gt kena cut by de lady... Cuz I lie lah say yes.

Then he ask... "How much you pay" Wtf... testing me leis... see I lying anot. So dunno hw answer... in de end I juz say I nver pay. Then spent de next 5 mins explaining to him why I 'forgot' to pay. =] I'm a good liar Xd Pass 1st Stage.

Anyway he suspect liaos lah... coz where gt auntie cut til still gt tail behind one? So he ask me go pay de auntie... then he follow behind me. When reached classroom gt this grp of sec3 lyk waiting to get cut. Then he ask them whether gt see me kena get cut...

Wahs... damn heng... turned out they just came nvr see anything. Xd Whoots. Passed 2nd stage.

Then after tt had to go bribe de lady to convince she cut for me. So after explaining tt junnow she gt cut but I forgot pay coz I went toilet... she still dun believe she gt cut me... Then... take out green note... she finally said yes =] Lolz... Money talks yea? Stage 3 pass =]

Aiyahh... anyway tt finally convinced Teo... But then right... My hair is still fucking ugly (one of these days go back hairdresser ask them help me xiugai) ... and 5 bucks poorer... >.<

Oh yea... On another note... This sentence ROX... saw it on FHM =]

So this women was asked abt driving. Her Reply.
"I definitely dunno how to control the stick (the stick to change gear tt thingy)... but I definitely know how to ride it" =]


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Thursday, January 01, 2009

My first NewYear post of 2009 =] Whoots. I like 2008... fun year =] Hope 2009 even btr.

Anyway last night + this morn... went celebrate 2009 wif a few peeps.

Met Zong at TPY then after that wait for arnd 45 mins before meet up wif Eekiat + SweeYan at Vivo. While waiting we were lyk observing human art. From on top look down at valleys. =] [If u get it... u are damn sick... =p]

Anyway after that we went meet up wif a few of Eekiat's malaysian fiends. 2 Girls 1 Guy... Alamak forget their names liao. Sry ah >.< So we lyked camped on top of Vivo there. Gt zhao alot pple. Supposedly got Countdown celebration then got alot Mediacorp actors. Got FELICIA CHIN leis!!! Xd Whoots.... But then nid tickets then can see >.< Damn...

So 7 of us started playing daidi and banluck at first. But then super dark.. cannot see anything. So in the end played Truth-or-Dare and crapped all de way til midnight. Lolz some dares damn funny Xd

So lyk around Midnight lyk tt... HAPPY NEWYEAR!!! Then got fireworks start shooting up. Lolz then everybody was lyk shouting and screaming. Hahaz... Anyway de fireworks nt bad lahs... btr than nth =] Then we went watch abit of the performance. Saw Felicia Chin leis =] whoots... but then quite far... >.< nearer btr...

After tt we decided go Marina Bay chou renao. Coz hear there gt stuff going on. Lolz so afterwards went CityHall MRT there. Then everybody was lyk chionging go home from party then we lyked juz arrived. Xd Damn weird Xd.

Anyway after walking around awhile managed to find the floating platform. Where Zong, EK and SweeYan's prefect seniors were all working. Lolz... tt lyk reminded me I was de onli non-prefect there. Imagine if i was a prefect =] Xd

After tt around 2plus am. then both girls abit hungry. So brought them go Mcdonalds, where Ek treated all of us ice-cream + Nuggets =] Thanks Ek.

But... but tt wasnt wat i wanted to point out. Coz rite behind us gt this table of pple but then rite... they were lyk AhGuas...

>.< WTF... lyk go surgery change from guys to girls tt type leis... Damn super super gross lah can? Gt breast those types lei (sry ah no offence if u are a Ahgua) Then summore they wear spaghetti straps put zhao alot make-up... ::shiver:: Reminds me of someone in CatHigh Xd Hahaz

Anyway after tt walked around summore... then after a while decide take taxi home. Coz no more MRT and Bus liao mahs. So lyk after waiting and waiting and waiting.... finally managed get taxis. =] So taxied home wif both girls coz they live around Serangoon there, while de 3 of them taxied go Bishan there.

Walau you noe how freaking expensive taking Taxi at nite is!!! Taxi fare lyk 16 plus bucks leis... Wtf... but then being the GENTLEMAN I am =] help them both pay lahs. Tell you ah I veri good one okay. =]

After sending them to their block, then walked back home lors. Dun dare lose summore money to Taxi Drivers. So reached home around 330am liaos. Smsed awhile then zzzzzzz

ARGH!!! tomorrow go back sch leis!!! AHHHHHH!!! I juz got used to my holiday life... Bloody Hell why cant they extend one more day... then Monday then go back sch >.< Grrr...

Oh yah my NewYear's Resolution. I muz get SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER zai marks for my O lvls =]MUZ!

KKz... de end of my post. Once again HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!!


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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

K new post =]

Past few days, hanged out quite a bit wif cousins =] Celebrated X'mas and my Grandma's B-dae together.

Anyway. Happy Belated Bdae Ma and Derek =]. Funny how both of them born on the exact same day. Lolz...

So yah... today a few pple came over my hse. At 1st planned lyk quite a few... in de end. 1 gt CCA. 1 go overseas. 1 celebrate family bdae. 1 busy. 1 sick. 1 gt tuition =.- 1 dun noe how play cards dun wan come. 1 gt exams.

So.... tt means tt out of 12, 8 cannot come... WTF. Damn pathetic...>.<

Anyway we decided play Mahjong awhile. Coz eveytime play Banluck abit sians mahs. Anyway I got gt sth confess.... I ficking dunno how play Mahjong. Xd lolz damn suaku I noe... But then rite... My family nt say those tt lyk to gamble tt kind mahs... I'm de exception =]... So muz wei wo tiliang tiliang yi xia. Thankfully wif de help of Garry + others... at least I noe how to play de basic stuff =] If nt really feel damn paiseh =] 

After tt got a bit sians so switched to Banluck... which resulted in me losing more money... Cannot blame me lahs... actually win one lors... then suddenly last half an hour... I lose dao guang. T.T

I ask you ah... wats de possibility of me guessing rite 3 cards in a row... same shape summore... >.< But bloody hell tt wat YongHwee and Garry did... Walau I totally stoned dao... wan cry leis... T.T. Lose one 21 and one guoleng... Fuck lah... I think rite is either I am SUPER SUPER suay... or I am SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER suay... >.<

Anyway after tt bus-ed wif Zong go J8 but sum presents for his friend. Then bus-ed all de way back... kinda stupid... I noe... 

By the way HAPPY EARLY NEW YEAR's DAY EVE =]


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Monday, December 29, 2008

Fuck... ok stop it... Chelsea juz drew... and Livpool won 5-1... I GETTIT... walau... so many pple keep rubbing it in. >.< Lolz... Eh Chelsea win 1... Livpool lose 1... Chelsea 1st place lei... =]

Lolz on a diff note... did I say how much I LOVE Xmas? Love collecting presents... And love seeing pple reactions when I buy presents for them Xd. Oh yah alot to eat too =]

Anyway... school starting in lyk... 5 days? A bit less lah... I think. Paiseh... too long nver think liaos.

Classic Example. U noe got this paper for E maths rite. So I stupidly decided to start on it today. So I started on paper1. 2hours l8r... paper still not yet finish... with a lot empty blanks Xd lolz... PART 1 NIAS lei... Summore EMATHS onli... not even AMaths Xd. >.< School start muz hiong liao.

Oh yahs... I did finish my Commonwealth ESsay Xd. Super Proud of it... Reason?
1) I wrote a 2000 words essay
2) I actually used my brains abit
3) I didnt even noe that we had an essay til a few days back. Meaning? I didnt plan to even touch it.
4) Its a nice story

Maybe I will post it lyk next day or sth lyk tt.

Haizzz.... School starting liao >.< Damn... I luved this hols man... Crap finishing soon...

SOBX T.T


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